So, I'm really only writing this because Q challenged me to do so. He assures me that he will respond in kind with his own diary after I post mine (and e-mail him). I do not know what he has planned. I asked him, "Well what should I write about?"

To which he said, "Write from your heart; just don't be fucking boring or I will shank you."

Here goes.

Really only writing so someone in particular will stop bitching at me.

"Man, I don't have time to write"
"Neither do I, that's why you have to, otherwise it will wither do you hear me? Wither!"
"Wow, that's some megalomania there."
"Yeah, I've been meaning to get that plant looked at, it might have fin rot too."
"No, I meant tha- nevermind."

Then he does one of those ridiculous smiles he likes to do. The ones that he likes to think make you feel uncomfortable. They work mind you, but that doesn't make them less infuriating.

More miscellany. No stories of who you really want to hear about, I'm trying to get them right I guess.

No, this is the line for CHUTNEEEEEEY!

Miscellany follows.

It's a current theme, like an AC dream.

Swish sash I was having a laugh. (On your charge account nonetheless.)

You Won't Be Laughing!

Today is the sad, yet amusing, story of "Germy". At least it is if I can tell it right. I don't even know anymore.

Take away the sound
Take away the sun time

I'll take a photograph

iacta alea est

I finally found a way to put you in my pants.

Man, don't look at me like that. I don't even know. This is just gonna be a mishmash. A little bad impression of someone else. Like an Elvis impersonator with a good drunk on, you know, the seven-kinky.

Does it bother anyone else that we have pilot-less drone planes equipped with bombs capable of atomizing towns and a Prez'nit at the helm who is dry-drunk with power; fully believing himself to be able to throw out any law that's inconvenient to his "Never ending War on a Feeling"?

Oh, I'm sure he'd only use such a thing in Pakistan.

Fucking cattle, you all deserve what's coming to you. But that's enough politics for today. Onto life lessons.